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"My Red Joystick"
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album _New Sensations_
(Lou Reed, 1984)

written by Lou Reed
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        The first bite of the apple made Eve smart
        the second bite taught her how to break men's hearts
        The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff
        but she never got to the fourth bite that says
        enough is enough

        Enough is enough, baby, I've had enough of you
        you can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels
        You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick

        My red joystick, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
        My red joystick, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick

        Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain
        Abraham gave up his son to keep his wife away
        And even the Lord almighty
        speaking from the trenches to the pits
        spoke for all mankind when he said

        Take the Porsche, take the kids
        take the stocks, baby take the rugs
        Take those roses from my poor heart wilting
        but please, please, please leave me my red joystick

        Leave me my red joystick
        leave me my red joystick
        Leave me my red joystick

        Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine
        Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time
        She came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up high
        she said, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby
        give me a piece before I die"

        Hey, Eve take a bite of my apple
        I know you think you're pretty slick
        the one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick

        My red joystick, ooohhh, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
        My red joystick, baby, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick

        My red joystick
        leave me my red joystick
        Ooohhh, my red joystick
        please leave me my red joystick
        Oh, my red joystick
        please leave me my red joystick
        My red joystick
        leave me my red joystick
        (My red joystick, my red joystick)
        (my red joystick, my red joystick)




intro   .x}                drums
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}

        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (The first bite of the apple made ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (The third bite taught her how to ...)

        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (Enough is enough, baby, I've had ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (You can keep the color TV, those ...)

        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (- red joystick, my red joystick ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (- red joystick, my red joystick ...)

guitar  {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   * tab 2
        {E9}{E9/

        ....

        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (- came into the bedroom, raised her ...)

bridge  {C#m}{D}{C#m}{D}   (- Eve take a bite of my apple, I ...)

        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (- red joystick, ooohhh, my red ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (- red joystick, baby, my red j...)

guitar  {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   * tab 2
        {E9}{E9/

coda    {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (My red joystick, leave me my red ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (Ooohhh, my red joystick, please ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (Oh, my red joystick, please leave ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   (My red joystick, leave me my Red ...)
        {E9}{E9}{E9}{E9}   background vocals
        ... fade out




* riff

       {E9}            {E9}         ...
 1e --6-7--x-7------x-6-7--x-7---
 2B --6-7--x-7------x-6-7--x-7---
 3G --6-7--x-7------x-6-7--x-7---   ...
 4D --5-6--x-6------x-5-6--x-6---
 5A --6-7--x-7------x-6-7--x-7---
 6E -----------------------------




* tab 2

      {E9}        {E9}          {E9}         {E9}
 1e ---------------------------------------------------------
 2B --7--9---------7--9---------7--9-x-7--9---7--9-----------
 3G --7--9---------7--9---------7--9-x-7--9---7--9-----------   ...
 4D --7--9--9------7--9--9------7--9-x-7--9---7--9-----------
 5A --------7------------7-----------------------------------
 6E --------0------------0---------------------------0-------








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"My Red Joystick"
(remixed)
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12" single
(Lou Reed, 1984)
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        The first bite of the apple made Eve smart
        the second bite taught her how to break men's hearts
        The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff
        but she never got to the fourth bite that says
        enough is enough

        Enough is enough, baby, I've had enough of you
        you can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels
        You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick

        My red joystick, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
        My red joystick, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick

        Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain
        Abraham gave up his son to keep his wife away
        And even the Lord almighty
        speaking from the trenches to the pits
        spoke for all mankind when he said

        Take the Porsche, take the kids
        take the stocks, baby take the rugs
        Take those roses from my poor heart wilting
        but please, please, please leave me my red joystick

        Leave me my red joystick
        leave me my red joystick
        Leave me my red joystick

        Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine
        Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time
        She came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up high
        she said, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby
        give me a piece before I die"

        Hey, Eve take a bite of my apple
        I know you think you're pretty slick
        the one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick

        My red joystick, ooohhh, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
        My red joystick, baby, my red joystick
        all I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick

        Ooohhh, my red joystick
        please leave me my red joystick
        Oh, my red joystick
        please leave me my red joystick
        My red joystick
        leave me my red joystick
        (My red joystick, my red joystick)
        (my red joystick, my red joystick)
        (My red joystick, my red joystick)
        (my red joystick, my red joystick)

        Please leave me my red joystick
        my red joystick
        Leave me my red joystick
        my red joystick
        Leave me my red joystick
        leave me my red joystick

        Please leave me my red joystick now




* chords: same as _New Sensations_ version








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"My Red Joystick"
(instrumental version)
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12" single
(Lou Reed, 1984)

7" single "My Red Joystick" B-side
(Lou Reed, 1984)
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        Take the Porsche, take the kids
        take the stocks, baby take the rugs
        Take those roses from my poor heart wilting
        but please, please, please leave me my red joystick

        Leave me my red joystick

        Please leave me my red joystick
        my red joystick
        Leave me my red joystick
        my red joystick
        Leave me my red joystick
        (my red joystick, my red joystick)
        (My red joystick, my red joystick)
        (my red joystick, my red joystick)
        (My red joystick, my red joystick)




* chords: same as _New Sensations_ version




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thanks: Kirill Rodionov (thaumaturge@chat.ru)
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"My Red Joystick"


...
And even the Lord Almighty, speaking from the trenches to the pits
...

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transcribed by Shiroh KOUCHI (wildside@mx21.tiki.ne.jp)
http://ww21.tiki.ne.jp/~wildside/
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